zoë rose bryant has written 69 reviews for films during 2025.

The ant

2016

★★★ 7

they anna kendrick-baited my gay ass into watching a tnt movie only for her to have 15 minutes of screen time

The ant²

2025

★★★½ Liked 14

the ant 3 should be about ben affleck and the autism academy vs. rfk jr

Adolescence

2025

★★★★★ Liked 60

i feel like i’m best known on here for my writing about film (some of which i’ve been paid for over the years, most of which i haven’t), but i’ve actually spent the majority of my “employed” life working with kids. when i was 16, i got my first job at a local daycare, where i worked with kids aged six weeks to six years. when i was 18, i became an assistant pre-k teacher at said daycare working almost…

All Souls

2023

★★½ 9

watched this for one reason and one reason only and for that alone it was worth it

The Amateur

2025

★★½ 11

not every wife guy spy movie can be black bag

Andor: A Disney+ Day Special Look

2022

★★★★★ Liked 17

haven’t logged a movie in over a week which is entirely unlike me but letting everyone know i’m still alive and have simply been locked the fuck in to one of the best seasons of television i’ve ever seen. if you haven’t ed andor hive yet literally what are you doing. i regret all the time i wasted these past three years so much. as good as your favorite star wars movie and sometimes maybe even better. can’t form any other coherent thoughts rn but just wanted to spread the good word before i lock back in for s2. WATCH IT NOW

Anora

2024

★★★★★ Liked 20

every time i rewatch this, i feel like i’ve lived an entire life by the time it ends. it’s a singular and special feeling only a handful of films have ever evoked in me - boyhoodeverything everywhere all at once, and poor things, to name a few - and a feeling that reminds me why i fell in love with film in the first place. this transportation to lives and worlds so far unlike my own, and yet, when you…

The Apprentice

2024

★★★★ Liked 5

jeremy strong giving a legendary performance as a rich asshole doing illegal shit in new york city… close enough welcome back succession

Avengers: Infinity War

2018

★★★★½ Liked 11

told my two pre-k boys who don’t nap that i’d let ‘em watch this on my ipad at nap time on friday if they had a good week and they did so i threw it on a half hour ago and they’re losing their minds over how many superheroes are in it. every five minutes they’re like “MISS ZOË THERE’S ANOTHER ONE!!!” and it’s pretty much the cutest thing i’ve ever seen. wait until they hear about doomsday dude

Back in Action

2025

★★★ 9

casting andrew scott as a straight man obsessed with cameron diaz is crazy when that’s canonically one of the gayest things you can be

Ballerina

2025

★★★½ Liked 14

wish i would’ve seen this in 4DX so i could feel ana de armas punch me in the face too

Black Bag

2025

★★★★★ Liked 23

steven soderbergh saw monogamy losing the pr war against polyamory after challengers came out and said not on my watch