Tim Pro

Just a guy who watches way too many movies.

Favorite films

  • Blade Runner
  • Clue
  • Love Exposure
  • The Haunting

All
  • Lilo & Stitch

  • The Hitman: Blood Smells Like Roses

    ★★½

  • Destiny's Son

    ★½

  • Y2K

    ★★★

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Lilo & Stitch

2025

Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

The Hitman: Blood Smells Like Roses

1991

★★½ Watched

This late entry in Teruo Ishii's career is a pretty standard revenge flick done on a budget. He shot it straight for video and didn't incorporate a lot of his weirder aspects to it. It's a decent enough watch that I had a good time with... but I doubt if I'll it later.

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St. John's Wort

2001

★★★½ Watched

I completely get why many would absolutely hate this movie. It’s apparently based on a video game in Japan that I’ve ittedly never played or even seen, so how close it is I have no idea. Even without that knowledge, I can clearly see that the movie is designed to feel like you’re sitting in the room and watching someone play the game. Visuals are discolored, emulating how many games would have limited colors during the 90s era on PC…

Rampo Noir

2005

★★★★ Watched

Japanuary film 10: a film recommended by Ben

Based on four short stories by Japan’s own Edgar Allen Poe, Edogawa Ranpo (say his name out loud and fast to get the pun), this is an extremely artistic anthology film.

Mar’s Canal
Weird. Beautifully shot silent film (I’ll be honest, I almost thought my bluray was broken until static noise started as there is zero sound for a bit) that makes no sense without interpretation. There a few ways I could…