Forget about it, Sanchez. The old man likes his cannolis.

Bill Murray was three years older than I am now when he made this.

Fuck that.

Imagine being this obsessed with the unsinkable Titanic ... and then naming your own experimental, regulation-flouting ship the Titan. If that happened in a fictional movie about an arrogant billionaire you’d be like “Ehhhh, too on the nose. Can we go more subtle?”

More at ScreenCrush.

This one runs almost exactly 90 minutes. That makes it a beautiful little short story, primarily about the agony of being a David when you so desperately want to be a Benji and have only just discovered that being a Benji is agony too.

Another Bong hit.