The Phoenician Scheme

2025

The corporate espionage trappings provide an ideal container for some time-tested Andersonian themes. My usual resistance to his sanded-down dramaturgy didn't surface here; the genre obligates the sublimation of conflict into negotiation, disaffection and compromise, which nonetheless converge in some unusual and highly welcome disruptions of the visual schema. Didn't like the supernatural interludes, one filligreed flourish too many, but I suspect they will grow on me as the rest of the film's concerns did even in the course of a single sitting.

The Phoenician Scheme

2025

John DeCarli
★★★★ Liked Watched by John DeCarli

Another in a long line of Wes Anderson's odes to mischievous schemers and/or fractured families. Korda is brash, ruthless, shallow and yet, there's a core of humanity there that Del Toro allows us to see and which animates the entire plot with the arrival of his daughter, who works to lay it bare.

This is the entire emotional gambit of a Wes Anderson film. As his performers are increasingly burying tics and tells in favor of a rapid-free deadpan delivery,…

The Phoenician Scheme

2025

Netscape Negro
★★★★★ Liked 3

This was a delight, felt like venture bros for people that have more than a ing interest in Orientalist architecture

The Phoenician Scheme

2025

Joe Bro
★★★★½ Liked Watched by Joe Bro

“Break. But never bend.”

There is perhaps no sure way to salvation in the end, but allowing ourselves to be changed through love and forsaking greed isn’t a bad place to start. 

Endlessly funny, every joke hits. He just doesn’t miss. Feels firmly Nu-Wes with shades of Life Aquatic and a dash of Tenenbaums. The black and white sequences are some of my favorite things he’s ever made, as well as some of his most breathtaking close ups. Loved.

The Phoenician Scheme

2025

Greg F
★★★★ Watched by Greg F

"What worth is there in the pledge of a swindling rogue?"

Not as layered or as emotionally dense as his best films from the last decade, but it's hard to complain when the movie is this brisk and consistently funny. Imagine if a more ambitious Royal Tenenbaum was teleported into the post-war Europe of Grand Budapest. Had never heard of Mia Threapleton before, but she completely steals the movie and...

:Googling while writing the blurb:

...also apparently she is Kate Winslet's daughter????

The Phoenician Scheme

2025

Corey Atad
Liked 2

GREAT movie.

It’s incredibly funny—laughed every single time del Toro offered someone a hand grenade—and eventually tender in that Anderson way.

Fascinating how politics have seeped into Anderson’s films, which used to feel more of their time stylistically, and now feel stylistically apart, but also more reflective of the contemporary world. If Anderson has retreated into a dollhouse style, which even I’ve been bumping up against of late, he’s done it while opening his films up to the idea that…

The Phoenician Scheme

2025

Surprised by how much this worked for me seeing as how I’ve hated Anderson’s output for more than a decade, but wry cynicism with a hint of spiritual crisis is a much better fit for late stage Andersonian faff than whatever the hell was going on with Asteroid City last year. Phoenician is stoned and low stakes, a wistful “haw-haw-haw, oh how cute” tribute to Godard-the-Maoist and love letter to the Safari Club that understands that every one of the…

The Phoenician Scheme

2025

Alex Engquist
★★★★½ Watched by Alex Engquist

Anatole Zsa-Zsa Korda is as perfect a role for Benicio Del Toro as M. Gustave was for Ralph Fiennes, making brilliant use of his imposing physicality, gruff demeanor and wry comic timing. But it's the shared gravitas between him and Mia Threapleton's Liesl that centers this film. Threapleton has an assured, ascetic delivery that feels at home in Anderson's landscape while adding a new rhythm to it. Their striking dynamic playing Korda's worldly bravado off of Liesl's wary piety crystallizes…

The Phoenician Scheme

2025

Sam B.
Liked 11

“boo hoo I don’t like Wes Anderson I can’t enjoy a Lacanian conservative fantasia even though it’s soooo pretty and sooo funny and basically the only place you can see Hollywood movie stars involved with sophisticated and rewarding material” - some of you

Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

2025

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