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New York, NY

Favorite films

  • Fool's Gold
  • O Brother, Where Art Thou?
  • Ocean's Twelve
  • Dune

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  • Night Moves

    ★★★½

  • Dogma

    ★★★★

  • Cat People

    ★★★½

  • Billion Dollar Brain

    ★★

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Night Moves

1975

★★★½ Liked Watched

Night Moves immediately enters the “God the 70’s must’ve been so gross and sweaty” hall of fame. The stink of that throuple love shack in the keys must’ve been otherworldly. Hell they couldn’t even hide Gene’s sweaty pits during one scene not to mention the swampy mess those corduroy bell bottom skin tight pants must’ve become after like 3 minutes of driving in a car with no a/c. Don’t even get me started with the cigarette smoking lord have mercy. …

Dogma

1999

★★★★ Liked Watched

Did Bethany actually do anything? Justice for the real hero of the film, Silent Bob, for his faithful wordless defense of the Almighty Her. 

I am now a confirmed Catholic. No questions please.

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Fool's Gold

2008

★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

ALL HAIL NEPTUNE AND THOSE WHO PARTY ON HIS MIGHTY WAVES

Fool's Gold

2008

★★★½ Liked Rewatched

This is the greatest Movie of all time. I wish I had thought of “National Treasure but in the Caribbean” Matthew is 100% height of his powers and Kevin Hart before he’s Kevin Hart. All Star cast? CHECK. Beautiful setting? CHECK. Wealth Porn AND a treasure hunt? CHECK. what more could you want in a movie. 0/10 usage of Movie Title in dialogue.

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