i cannot put into words the joy i felt when the piano dropped on that kid

they do a “girl takes off her glasses and is suddenly hot” moment with michael cera in this movie and somehow it works

NO LESBIANS💔💔

Finally they cast Michael A Jordan in something

This movie would be crazy good if it was animated.

it's always "let's escape death" but never "how is death? is death having fun? is she fulfilled creatively?"

I ain’t scared of this at all because my biggest fear is getting a job.

you can’t hate this one!! that’s what the entity wants, it wants us to turn against eachother

bleak as hell. my 5-year-old asked me "how many minutes are left?" before lilo and stitch even met for the first time.

his trailer reviews:

- The Bad Guys 2: “no”
- The Smurfs: “never”
- Superman: “is he a bad guy?”
- Elio: “I saw this on YouTube” (?)
- Zootopia 2: “What DAY in November?! We should go to the movie theater every day just to check.”

The first hour: “here’s what’s you missed on Glee” 

The following hours: HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE THIS SHIT IS THE GREATEST ACTION SET PIECE IN THE HISTORY OF MAN NOT EVEN NATHAN DRAKE SURVIVING THIS SHIT

cindy berman did not die for this shit

Nobody’s ready for how much talk there is about eating pussy in this movie

no lesbians in fear street? what’s next? no vampires in twilight?

why is wes anderson so late to michael cera? practically engineered in the wes labs. i’ve been on his game for decades while he was distracted by timothee chalamet. we wasted so much time

i need two deleted scenes on the blu-ray:

1) dunloe's house catches fire. through the rising smoke, he rushes to grab his most prized possession, a knife from when he got fired 30 years ago that he intends to give to the guy who got him fired as a gift if he so happens to see him

2) angela bassett is advised to select an american city to nuke before confidently and without hesitation enunciating "San Diego, California"

the existence of the spiky-haired emo tattooist bro and everyone being styled like it’s still 2008 honestly made me emotional. no social media plot, no cancel culture jokes, just hateful people played by unknown actors getting their heads crushed… 110 minutes of heaven