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i was told to go sit in the hallway and wait for this battery to charge
a boring movie i made out of a boring task. for my money, both my first shitpost and, so far, my greatest punchline.
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i was told to go sit in the hallway and wait for this battery to charge
a boring movie i made out of a boring task. for my money, both my first shitpost and, so far, my greatest punchline.
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2018
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“we do our best. it is all we have.”
first official movie of my summer break. maybe i really am just that out of it right now—never thought i’d be this sad for a school year that isn’t the last one to be over, but here we are—but i kinda wish this did a bit more for me. but at the same time, of course this is still very nice—what are the movies for if not to watch a bunch of hot people being corny and looking glowy? even the ending credits are relentlessly sparkly!
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“we do our best. it is all we have.”
first official movie of my summer break. maybe i really am just that out of it right now—never thought i’d be this sad for a school year that isn’t the last one to be over, but here we are—but i kinda wish this did a bit more for me. but at the same time, of course this is still very nice—what are the movies for if not to watch a bunch of hot people being corny and looking glowy? even the ending credits are relentlessly sparkly!
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2024
“quite a pathetic scene, isn’t it?”
not even that i’m really a huge fan of x and pearl, but like can we get ti west a dementia test or something? because i didn’t even think to consider it a possibility coming off the heels of those two films that the plot could be this completely, utterly lost. genuinely one of the most baffling excuses of a movie, nonetheless presumably (and at this point hopefully) the conclusion to a horror trilogy,…
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2025
“weak.”
with q&a with directors alex garland and ray mendoza and actor will poulter
a show of force made by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. went into this hoping to be as pleasantly lukewarm as i ended up being towards civil war (which already felt like hoping for the very best tbh), but this very much did negative things for me. even at his worst, garland has proven himself to be quite adept at taking the almost stupidly/comically…
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2024
“quite a pathetic scene, isn’t it?”
not even that i’m really a huge fan of x and pearl, but like can we get ti west a dementia test or something? because i didn’t even think to consider it a possibility coming off the heels of those two films that the plot could be this completely, utterly lost. genuinely one of the most baffling excuses of a movie, nonetheless presumably (and at this point hopefully) the conclusion to a horror trilogy,…
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2025
“weak.”
with q&a with directors alex garland and ray mendoza and actor will poulter
a show of force made by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. went into this hoping to be as pleasantly lukewarm as i ended up being towards civil war (which already felt like hoping for the very best tbh), but this very much did negative things for me. even at his worst, garland has proven himself to be quite adept at taking the almost stupidly/comically…
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