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Favorite films

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
  • The Karate Kid
  • The Goonies

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  • Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult

    ★★★

  • The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear

    ★★★½

  • The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

    ★★★½

  • The Heroic Trio

    ★★★★

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Sinners

2025

★★★★★ Liked 5

"You keep dancing with the devil... one day he's gonna follow you home." - Jedidiah Moore 

Before watching I had assumed from the trailer this would like The Evil Dead; the Blues music was going to summon demons and Michael B. Jordan  would have to fight a horde of the demonically possessed. My other prediction was that it would reference the folklore around Blues musician Robert Johnson who's said to have sold his soul at a crossroads to the Devil. 

Instead…

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Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult

1994

★★★ Watched

"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes." - Frank Drebin

While watching The Naked Gun 33⅓ it definitely feels like they were running out of ideas by the end, especially since they rehashed the third act from the first movie and they even brought back the villain from the first movie. Leslie Nielsen once again reprises his role as at that bumbling cop Frank Drebin of Police Squad as he goes undercover with a…

The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear

1991

★★★½ Liked Watched

"Looks like the cows have come home to roost." - Frank Drebin

The Naked Gun 2½ is another 90 minutes of fast paced, slapstick humor as Frank Drebin, played once again by Leslie Nielsen, is out to foil the scheme of the energy industry and their attempt to suppress renewable energy. It seemed like there was less puns this time and more slapstick lifted directly from a Looney Tunes short.

I thought the chemistry between Nielsen and Priscilla Presley was…

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Ballerina

2025

★★★½ Watched

"You are Him. The one they call the Baba Yaga. How do I start doing what you do?" - Eve 

Ballerina, the new spinoff of the John Wick franchise, wastes no time getting right to the action as it opens with an attack by armed men on the home of young Eve and her father, who these men are or why they're interested in her is left a mystery for much of the runtime. Once her traumatic backstory has been…

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

1988

★★★½ Liked Rewatched

"It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy re girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day." - Frank Drebin 

From the opening montage as we follow a police car through absurd situations, shot from the car's pov, it's clear that the madcap humor of Zucker, Abrahams and Zucker is just as good here as it was in Airplane! However this time we…