Angels & Demons

2009

★★½ Liked Rewatched

RIP Pope Francis. At least you got to enjoy BRAT summer with us 🤍

Sinners

2025

★★★★½ Liked Watched

This left me gasping for the longest cigarette drag!! (complimentary)

In its first half Sinners builds with such confidence, only to unravel into a second half that’s relentless, and frankly harrowing. Ludwig Göransson’s blues-infused soundscape does extraordinary work here that demands to be experienced in a cinema equipped with a top-notch sound system.

But none of that would land without Coogler’s fearless direction and command of his Southern Gothic-meets-Rock ‘n Roll atmosphere. The scene everyone is talking about, which folds…

The Shrouds

2024

★★★½ Liked Watched

Can you imagine a more Cronenbergian way to process the loss of your wife of 43 years than by making The Shrouds? Casting Vincent Cassel as his sleek, Saint Laurent-clad on-screen proxy is about as close to a self-ission as it gets. The film is filled with high-concept tech and geopolitical dread, but its thesis is quite simple: how do you grieve right here and now?

AI can already detect cancer. Expectant parents go home with 3D scans of their…

The Addiction

1995

★★★★ Liked Watched

You can count on Charli XCX to show you something cool

The Abyss

1989

★★★★ Liked Watched

A submechanophobe’s worst nightmare

Madonna: Truth or Dare

1991

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

How lucky are we to have this? An earth-shattering documentary about the most earth-shattering pop star—decked out in Gaultier, no less—on the most earth-shattering tour of all time. This is how you keep your foot on the Pope’s neck!

King Kong

2005

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

“Naomi, anyone who sits in the hand of King Kong will be a movie star for life!” — David Lynch

Total Recall

1990

★★★★ Liked Watched

“Get your ass to Mars.” 

Our top scientists should be working around the clock cloning Paul Verhoeven.

American Gigolo

1980

★★★★½ Liked Watched

Yes!
Yes to menswear.
Yes to style.
Yes to sex. 
Yes to pleasure. 
Yes to Giorgio Moroder and Giorgio Armani.

Steel Magnolias

1989

★★★½ Liked Rewatched

“I’m not crazy M’Lynn. I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 40 years!”

Point Break

1991

★★★★★ Liked Watched

Summer 2025 ins:

- Tan lines
- Surfing
- Being young, dumb and full of cum
- Crop tops
- Fist fights
- Bromances 
- Skydiving with the boys
- Wanting your nemesis so bad it’s like acid in your mouth 

After Hours

1985

★★★★ Liked Watched

Where do I sign up for the Catherine O’Hara led angry mob of gays?