Waited the whole movie for Jeff Bridges to be the brothers’ dad and then he just wasn’t

IM A FIXER IM A BAGMAN AND YOURE GONNA KILL ME

What a privilege that I get to live in the same timeline as this movie

John C. McGinley continuing his character from Platoon was awesome. And the bit where Michael Douglas tries to put his food down on a table, but it falls through was A+.

I hate him, I love him, I want to be him

Really outdid yourself with the blooper reel Jackie

Fuck da police

Russell Crowe is badass, I just didn’t expect him to be dressed like a mormon under the tweed jacket

Luke and Leia make a good couple

Halfway through I started googling “long goodbye inherent vice” and funnily enough I walked away from both movies thinking “wtf just happened?” In my defense I was also fighting very very sleepy eyes

I fully believe Arnold Schwarzenegger and Robert Patrick can do that in real life

Jean Claude Van-Damme is a very pretty man