girl named elle struggles to maintain a relationship with her boyfriend after he goes to harvard… wow… if only they made a good movie with this same exact premise

average friend crush experience

buddy of mine called this movie better than mulholland drive 

are you taking the blue michael b jordan pill or the red michael b jordan pill?

if twilight was good then it would’ve incorporated a love triangle including robert pattinson and robert pattinson like this

PUSSY PERFORM, PUSSY NEEDS AN OSCAR

all i’m saying is that i started watching this movie with six friends present and ended it with only three… speaks volumes as to how good it is

lowkey i might be my grande latte

and that’s… um… how sue “c’s” it?

could not possibly think of a better movie to watch during girls only pitch perfect wine night

i’ve watched actual porn with more compelling plotlines

man if i was a bird actor and my bird acting agency was like hey we’re going to set you up with a role in a robert eggers’ film i’d be like fuckkkkkkk