this was so bad i wanna give you a zero. but thats not possible. so ill give you a one

replace the lead with a tall skinny irish girl and this is just a sally rooney tv adaptation

tried watching this the other day. did not make it past the israel palestine joke 5 minutes in

its times like these i really understand why netflix is constantly losing money

good thing the sequel got greenlit i would have to tell my kids this was dune part two

hopelessly waiting for amy adams to exit her flop era like fry’s dead dog in futurama

not enough films have jason schwartzman appearing with no explanation, that’s the genius of francis ford coppola. justice for wow platinum

me (never read persuasion) trying to get laid: wow this is nothing like persuasion

there is a moment an hour in when you realise rose byrne probably isnt going to be in this much

something poetic about a film where andrew garfield says FUCK COLDPLAY to be released on a day coldplay release a single

so little material to this exposé that most of the runtime is spent down other unfocused tangents that are far heavier than the lead topic. why the fuck are we talking about bernie sanders here

obviously not as slick as de palma’s espionage thriller prior to this, but john woo put the spectacle into mission impossible. did john woo invent tom cruise, the movie star? albeit the awful exposition in the first hour there’s so much in the action that’s echoed through the franchise, it’s wild this is considered the worst