to use sandlertiser for all your uncaught germs

bruised willis

i would have got off that plane the second i heard the crying baby, im sure the grim reaper would understand

jigsaw showing up on the tvs like rupaul about to announce this weeks maxi-challenge

decent for its youtube-era, but probably about time we stop letting "parody" be an excuse for something thats not very good

*jigsaw puts a group of racists in a trap*

we love a bad boy dont we

jigsaw: the heaviest side of the scales gets to go free

my opponent, cutting off his own flesh into the scales: aaaah owie ouch

me, pooping in the scales:

if i had my head stuck in a cube and it was filling with water i would have just simply drank all the water with my enormous mouth

jigsaw: dies in the previous film

also jigsaw: you thought it was over

jigsaw the type to traumatise you then pay for your therapy after to cope with the trauma

kidnapping top surgeons and keeping jigsaw alive in a fridge is how theyre keeping prince philip alive im sure

imagine being put in a game. like jigsaw really overestimating my will to live