Jay has written 199 reviews for films during 2023.

Speed 2: Cruise Control

1997

★½ Liked Watched

imagine my disappointment when willem dafoe brings his jar of leeches and its not even part of his villain scheme

The Exorcist: Believer

2023

★½ 2

the exorsisters

Meg 2: The Trench

2023

Watched

*BANG BANG BANG* THE WATER IS SAFE SEND JASON STATHAM *BANG BANG BANG*

Sex and the City 2

2010

Liked 4

it was all downhill from liza minnelli performing single ladies at a gay wedding

Deck the Halls

2006

★★ Watched

completely plausible as a scheme frank reynolds pulled over the holidays

Terrifier

2016

★½ 1

all the neighbours while art the clown brutally murders everyone who enters the abandoned building: mustve been the wind!

Insidious: The Red Door

2023

★★½ 10

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

The Flash

2023

★½ 11

dc about to become two-time winners of oscars fan favourite movie moment with “the flash puts a baby in the microwave”

Murder Mystery 2

2023

★½ 3

netflix exec: everyone is going to love our set piece by the arc de triomphe

intern: hey guys you wont believe what john wick gets up to this time

Cut

2000

★★ Watched

a lot of people saying "naurrrr" in this one

Five Nights at Freddy's

2023

★★ Watched

four out of those five nights with freddy were fine