Maggie Gyllenhaal is the only Gyllenhaal we should be stanning these days.

It’s been a minute since I’ve disliked something this much. 

Put everyone involved on a time-out.

I threw this on again thinking maybe it would be better on rewatch. 

It’s not, it’s so much worse.

Zola kind of rules? I’m ashamed it took me this long to watch but I had an absolute blast watching this movie. Low key one of the better ensemble casts of 2021 and just a wild ride from start to finish.

It’s saying a lot when this is probably one of the better Resident Evil movies.

Jessica Chastain and Andrew Garfield.

That’s it, that’s the review.

In a world of unnecessary sequels and remakes, I feel like Matrix: Resurrections gets it right. A fair share of nostalgic callbacks to satisfy hardcore fans but more importantly Resurrections is self-aware and brings enough new characters, ideas and themes to keep the franchise fresh and engaging. 

I honestly think that with time, this movie will continue get better.

Only one thing in the world could’ve dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window

This might be one of the greatest lines of dialogue in movie history.

Check out the podcast episode on it here!

The best satires are the ones that don’t need to remind you every second that it’s a satire, which unfortunately, Don’t Look Up does constantly. A lot of the comedy feels forced at times for the sake of social or political commentary and while the commentary is spot on, the comedy comes off cringey. 

It’s starting to feel like The Big Short was a fluke, but only time will tell.

Me Jake. Me angry. Me slam table really hard. 

Fin.

I feel like I’m going to spend the rest of my life telling people, “but at least Molly’s Game was pretty good” every time a new Sorkin directed movie is released.