30 minutes of dialogue pulled from fortune cookies and Hallmark cards to form the most saccharine short of the nominees. Less of a movie and more of an ment for those signs you see at TJ Maxx, the ones the suburbia moms gobble up and share on Facebook to show off to their high school friends that they swear they don’t care about (but very clearly do).

Cutesy animals and pretty animation doesn’t distract from the banality of the narrative.

Oscar Gauntlet: #40/54