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Favorite films

  • But I'm a Cheerleader
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Desert Hearts
  • Bound

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  • Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood

    ★★★

  • The Amateur

    ★★★½

  • Ocean's Thirteen

    ★★★★

  • Fletch

    ★★★½

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Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

2025

★★★½ 2

I have so much to say about this movie that I've decided to launch a YouTube channel. Watch my Final Reckoning review here and subscribe here.

Anora

2024

★★★★½ 1

I'm so pleasantly surprised by Anora's Oscar sweep tonight. I knew it stood a chance for Best Picture, but it's still an unconventional choice for the Academy. As soon as Sean Baker won that second award, I knew the big win was coming, and I knew I couldn't wait until April for the Criterion release to rewatch it. And it hits just as good the second time. Especially Yura Borisov's performance. I'm so happy he was nominated. Watching Baker and Mikey…

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Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood

1988

★★★ Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

The Amateur

2025

★★★½ Watched

I only watched this because I'm going to DC in a few days for a press event celebrating the digital release. Honestly, I enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would. I really like the idea of a dude who blackmails the CIA into getting training, but realizes he sucks at guns, so he has to use his big brain to kill people in creative ways. It was criminal to cast Rachel Brosnahan in a typical dead wife role, though.

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Beau Is Afraid

2023

★★★★½ 11

Don't worry, the "funny" Ari Aster movie is still a three-hour waking nightmare.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

2023

★★★★ 27

Seven Spoiler-Free Thoughts:

1. Not my favorite of the trilogy, but one of my favorite MCU third acts.
2. The whole cast gave 110%. At one point, Zoe Saldaña delivered the best crazy eyes I have ever seen.
3. Will Poulter was so good and I am super bummed he wasn't in it more.
4. No movie can ever use "No Sleep Till Brooklyn" again.
5. Maybe Quantumania set the bar insanely low, but I thought the CGI looked great…