Slender Man

2018

½ 1

Watched the first 20 minutes and gave up. I can only look at Joey King's face for so long.

Cats

2019

Liked 2

no noise

Cats

2019

Liked 10

I never review movies before they come out but someone needs to go to prison for this

Home Alone 4

2002

½ 3

Glaring continuity in this movie. Kevin tells his mother he loves her, when he obviously doesn't give 2 shits about anyone but himself. Shameful.

The Emoji Movie

2017

½ 12

please end my life

Fantastic Four

2015

½ 1

Release the Snyder cut

The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)

2015

53

i've never seen this movie but if you turn the poster upside down it looks like a dinosaur.

Norm of the North

2016

½ 4

"Get fucked Norm." - Logan

Madame Web

2024

★★★★★ Liked 4

GOOPED AND GAGGED PLEASSSEEE JUST GO SEE THIS MOVIE PLEASE NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE HOW GOOD THIS IS

funniest movie i have ever seen in theaters. this will be shown at midnight showings in theaters for decades to come and everyone will shout in unison “but i don’t have a neuromuscular disorder!”

Death Note

2017

½ 11

"this whole movie should not be existed" - my friend while watching this

The Kissing Booth 2

2020

Liked 1

cannot express how happy I am that this is worse than the first one, greatest gift of the year (besides folklore by Taylor Swift please stream 🍂🌾folklore🌾🍂 by Taylor Swift)

God's Not Dead

2014

½ 4

"If God were real he would give you a better iPhone."