And to think, most of this wouldn’t have happened if he didn’t drink that Heineken at the club and have to take a fat piss while snooping

Shoutout to PBR!

Michaels B. Jordan

Makes me want a Butterburger real bad

Makes me want to go down to Rick’s Bar and have a Seal Team 6 meal. It’s what they ate after they killed Osama. It’s like 22,000 calories. Four racks of ribs, mac and cheese and… Caesar salad???

Was not expecting this to be such a dark comedy, but it makes sense. It’s an I Think You Should Leave bit that’s long enough for the main character to face consequences.