OMG THEY made a movie about being Orthodox and also being cool and Kung Fu and the like. This hole... it's made for me!

I liked this movie even though it was a bit confusing to follow at parts. While it was very clearly an Orthodox movie it never felt super preachy, and I liked the action sequences.

A lot of the movie is about Kung Fu, as well, and the movie takes tropes from old Kung Fu movies and…

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Steve = Aidan
Unnamed Black Woman = Kirsty
Unnamed White Girl = Manda
Hank? = Mitch Jr.
Jason Momoa = Mitch

A movie that is utterly uninterested in producing anything of substance. It is such a product made for Gen Alpha, and the second movie I've seen with this style of directing (the first being the Garfield movie).

It is so immediately apparent that the movie is made for people with very small attention spans, as most children raised…