Blue Velvet

1986

★★★★½ 34

MOMMY

My first David Lynch and just fucking wow…what the hell is wrong with me

There’s absolutely no reason I haven’t watched the movies from a man with this VOICE but that must change from here on

I mean I don’t even know what to say because I’m still processing everything. I feel like my brain just developed a new lobe to learn a new language.

Need to rewatch this immediately 


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Also love to see more works that inspired moments in Silent Hill 2 like the closet scenes

50/50

2011

★★★½ 4

Fuck I’m really just that Seth rogen character aren’t I

Watched this while eating leftover carrot cake out the box while stoned

Black Bag

2025

★★★★ 10

Type of movie to make you horny as shit

Novocaine

2025

★★★ 24

Fuck me good, fuck me long, fuck me numb
Love me now, when I'm gone love me none

- CEO of Sex

Taipei Story

1985

★★★★ 4

Gorgeous, absolutely stunning shots in every frame. Grateful to have caught this in a theater but pissed off at myself for struggling in the bathroom for about 20 minutes this morning from 6 slices of dominos pizza and ice cream the night before. Will have to go back and watch the parts I missed. Otherwise loved it

Mickey 17

2025

★★★★ 29

I would’ve fucked myself on the spot 

Ya’ll didn’t warn me about Twilight by Elliott Smith I started fucking floating

Bong Joon-Ho is a master of all genres constantly blending through concepts others spend years trying to do right once. Performances at their maximum by Ruffalo and Pattinson, these guys have conquered their craft now they’re just having fun.

Such a treat, extremely enjoyable. And once again fuck Warner bros 

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Starfield should’ve have a dlc or something with this type of story instead of the bland ass shit that game has you doing

Pixels

2015

19

WHY WHY WHY DID HE FUCK Q BERT WHY DID HE DO THATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT I JUST WATCHED Q BERT PISS ON THE GROUND AND THEN HE FUCKS Q BERT AND GIVES BIRTH

Dark Phoenix

2019

½ 13

Was every motherfucker in this movie held at gun point

Emilia Pérez

2024

½ 91

Okay my friends forced me to watch this finally in a discord call so I played Civilization 6 on the main monitor. In my civ 6 game I played as Hungary and established a coastal city. Things were looking fine until I realized there was quite the amount of barbarian camps around my ancient era town. I tried not to panic but I got to work on producing warrior units immediately as defense. After researching a couple trees of science…

X-Men: Apocalypse

2016

★½ 11

👁️->🥱->🛏️->🛌->😴->💤

X-Men: Days of Future Past

2014

★★★★½ 8

I’m almost pissed off how good this actually is. It really holds up. From great action with superhero team ups, great story, heist breakout mission, fun spy thriller, awesome time traveling epic, perfect sprinkle of nostalgia and closure. Everything is just so good

James McAvoy acting master class