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Here’s how Dangerous Animals can still win the palme d’or

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Bro was so down bad he ended up fighting a serial killer for her

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My special interest growing up was sharks. I loved them and was absolutely terrified of them at the same time. Mainly terrified due to extremely young nightmares caused by Deep Blue Sea starring LL Cool J. I had science pages ripped from books on my wall, I played terrible video games where I could be a shark like Miami Shark and Hungry Shark; and I watched every shark movie I could find. I loved all the Jaws movies (yes even the god awful ones) and the really bad syfy channel ones like Swamp Shark and Ghost Shark. I fucking HATED Sharknado, fucking hack shit. Basically I loved sharks but all these movies of course never really showed respect for sharks.…

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the sharks wouldn't come for me bc they would recognize that i've spent years defending them

Review by cerys ★★½ Liked

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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Very much in on its own joke, was nice to have some proverbial junk food at a late night screening with friends. Also quotes Point Break and has some unironically beautiful shark photography.

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Reasonable shark worship

Jai Courtney is the literal definition of DILF, that dance scene had me going feral🥵 plus he’s so valid for physical media. Such a fun concept (that was also in Shark Night) though I wish it reached the level of gore and brutality of The Loved Ones.

Review by lea ༉‧₊˚🪽🕯️ ᩚ ★★★½

why be scared of sharks when men are right there

Review by rachellydiab ★★★★

give a serial killer a goofy little dance sequence and I will be grinning ear to ear

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the jai courtney serial killer shark movie is good!!

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the sharks would recognize how chill and friendly i am and just leave me alone

Review by MrPPeeps ★★★½ Liked

I agree with the majority of the reviews I've been seeing. It's objectively not fantastic (shock horror I'm sure) but it's absolutely in on it's own joke and with a combination of an awesome 'final girl' and an unhinged Jai Courtney eating up each and every scene, it's a hell of a lot of fun!

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