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robert pattinson could make dracula work but gary oldman couldn’t make edward cullen work

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legend has it that keanu reeves and winona ryder actually turned into vampires and haven't aged since

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francis ford coppola a freak

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Like this review if you think Dracula’s head looks like a butt

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more like dripula. because of his outfits

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Women love him, doctors HATE him!

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keanu gets sucked so dry his hair turns white nuff said

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all you need to know is there is a like 30 second close up shot of keanu reeves nipple being licked

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this is simultaneously the best and worst film I’ve ever seen

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Imagine being cucked by Dracula.

Review by matt lynch ★★★★½ Liked

"Civilization and 'syphilization' have advanced together." or "Perhaps, though I try to be good, I am bad."

A truly beautiful sex panic phantasmagoria and an unheralded analog technical spectacle. Paralyzed by fear and awe of desire. The traditional, the rational, the modern: all crumble powerlessly, and time collapses in the face of lust. Fuck or die.

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97/100

Not just "my kind of movie", but also a film that resonates with every fiber of my cinematic being.

Simultaneously an achingly tender fable of love and a pent-up phantasmagoria of delicious sensuality, Bram Stoker's Dracula, directed by Francis Ford Coppola, weaves the Gothic and the Romantic until intertwined cobwebs begin to appear out of its embrace.

Unlike the more revered Coppola ts, it isn't based solely on character and screenplay but on the sublime audacity of its various technical elements. While most criticisms of Dracula stem from Keanu Reeves' ingeniously out of tune performance and its messy switches of tone, neither really add up to anything of truly negative worth as Coppola's intent was one of visual splendor.…