HE HAS ARRIVED!!!!

For the past year, my crew and I have been busy creating a MONSTER. And today, the day of our dear savior's birth, I am BEYOND excited to reach out into the asshole of the cosmos and present to you:

LITTLE BOY MANIAC

What may be the last gasp of a beautiful New York, a gag reflex, a fever dream, a tropical storm, and a wonderful wonderful stain on humankind. Every face and every high-and-low in this…

LIFE IN THE CAGE is now available online via the goon squad at NOBUDGE! See Bill - in full metamorphosis from cinemaniac to full blown thespian - here as a theater box office attendant trapped in a tense encounter with one of God’s ugliest creatures: the desperate moviegoer. CHECK IT OUT HERE!! 

Some pull quotes about Bill from throughout the ages:

“He looks like the French New Wave took a shit in his closet.”
- Ronald Bronstein 

“One of the great…

I’m hungry and my stomach is growling which explains why I’m grasping for words.
But here it is. They say pregnancy is painful and so is shoving an entire feature length movie outta your pee-hole with a budget of spare change, animal crackers and a dollar-van’s worth of all your favorite people being their best selves on screen. I give you a picture that for the last year and a half we spun into existence, and it would be close…