Inside Llewyn Davis

2013

Watched

I sort of find this movie outrageously ugly.. is that ok?

Alien

1979

Watched

I watched it on “crave” and it had 11 commercial breaks. Unfortunately a bad movie to watch on your laptop, but when I did pay attention it looked chic. Great fonts

Sinners

2025

Watched

Loved the costumes / sets / music stuff and the way they did the vampire eyes. The pacing was sort of so bad though … it could have committed harder 2 being a vampire movie earlier on … hated when it got into an action movie vibe … had a very 2010s male feminist approach to sexuality if you know what i mean

Poor Things

2023

Watched

Now sissy that walk! I think the name of this movie is so good and funny that I was going to make myself like it one way or another. I liked the costumes and sets and music a lot, and I felt moved a few times towards the end. Pacing in the middle was sorta … 🤐 … she was Poor Things

Black Bag

2025

Watched

I watched it. I saw a trailer for this a while back and didn’t understand it was a soderbergh and thought it looked nutty and bad … does that make me a label whore? It sort of was nutty anyway, but i liked it. I really hated the first dinner scene, and sort of everything about that younger group of people as an ensemble. Wish there had been some more age diversity there, but the dialogue for them just sort of stunk of something. Maybe knives out.

Jurassic Park

1993

1

I don’t think I’ve ever seen this before. I once seeing the opening of one of the sequels at my grandmothers house, where a little girl gets eaten by baby dinosaurs on a beach, and i thought it was very freaky.

Basically, I felt like I couldn’t understand anything anyone was saying. It was like they had marbles in their mouth, or were speaking backwards, or a loud noise would happen when they spoke. I think actually my volume was too low but on some level, I’m right.

DNF on of bedtime.

Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy

2025

Watched

Ok I was very moved! Felt extremely long

Sharp Stick

2022

Watched

Sort of so great … in an ideal world Lena Dunham is putting out a movie of this scale/budget every other year.

Woman of the Hour

2023

Watched

This was sort of nothing … not a lot of pleasure for me! 

I feel like no one was speaking in a period appropriate way … the one New York victim had such insanely major “tiktok acting challenge!” energy.

I don’t think this movie successfully explores what is interesting about a serial killer having been on a dating show … it might not even be curious about it 🤥

All of Us Strangers

2023

Watched

You have been accepted to study at Ms. Dreadful’s School for Sensitive Boys PHD in Misery Studies Program! 

Watched on my laptop on CRAVE with about 8 commercial breaks … really disrupts the schizo nightmare of it all 

Jamie Bell is handsome!

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

2012

Watched

Sort of a snore … was a bit moved by the end credits though. The topic of “Renesmee” is quite compelling. I feel like she represents a lot particularly as we approach the singularity, super artificial intelligence … the super computer! Should we fear change?

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

2011

Watched

Renesmee is a miracle … I can imagine watching this abridged in a 16 part instagram reel with ai voiceover