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Favorite films

  • Superman
  • Hundreds of Beavers
  • Star Wars
  • The Dark Crystal

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  • Superman Returns

    ★★★

  • Supergirl

    ★½

  • Superman IV: The Quest for Peace

    ★★½

  • Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

    ★★★½

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Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

2025

★★★½ Watched

Mission impossible was always one of those franchises I never really pursued but always heard good things. I had always wanted to watch these films but never found the time to do so. I’m glad I finally nutted up and decided to give them a gander because every installment has been so much fun. And while I can’t say this last one is my favorite, it does have some things holding it back, the whole picture is still something special…

Superman

1941

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

I think what makes this one the best of the seventeen Fleischer cartoons is how it nails the formula perfectly. There’s a crazy bad guy, he does some serious destruction, Lois gets herself in trouble along with the serious destruction, Clark calmly claims this is a job for Superman and gets in his iconic costume and the rest of the cartoon is watching Superman save the day. It’s simple and gets a bit repetitive when you do it seventeen times.…

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Superman Returns

2006

★★★ Liked Rewatched

Kinda funny Lois’s big story in the movie is called “why the world doesn’t need Superman” because honestly we’re living in a world where we don’t need Superman returns anymore. It was probably a cute return for the character back in 2006 but ultimately twenty years later we’ve moved on. Which I think is a shame because it’s not inherently bad, at worst it’s just kinda weird and way too long. I like a lot of little moments throughout like…

Supergirl

1984

★½ Rewatched

There’s that weird football player ride at the abandoned carnival and the specific cart Kara flies away with Ellis from Die Hard in has the Patriots logo on it so that’s pretty cool, maybe this movie isn’t all bad!
Nah but seriously, not campy or silly enough to warrant a so bad it’s good distinction but I guess it has its moments, though few there are. I laughed more than I did watching Superman 3 so I guess that’s something. Not much but something.

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

1937

★★★½ Liked 5

Grown ass woman beefing with a teenager

Shrek

2001

★★★★★ Liked 7

I watched this in honor of international womens day