Bruno Viana Pro

Cinema fan (from Portugal) trying to catch up with all the missed movies!

Favorite films

  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Life of Brian

All
  • The Monkey

    ★★★

  • Flow

    ★★★★

  • Novocaine

    ★★★

  • Venom: The Last Dance

    ★★

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The Monkey

2025

★★★ Watched

I was expecting this to be worse but I had some fun. It has much more of family issues than the good old gory demises. The James Franco from AliExpress holds up well in the two characters and the endind scene is quite fun.

Flow

2024

★★★★ Watched

It's what everyone says it is. My wife asked me what game was I playing. I would play this game for sure.

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Suicide Squad

2016

★★ Watched

Well. This is as crappy as I expected. It's a product not a movie - a sequence of selling dolls acting in not very connected sketches (some of them with unfunny jokes) . It got me entertained but it barely qualifies as a film. I couldn't care less about the DC vs Marvel stuff, but If I did I would be a Marvel fan for sure (although not the great cinema, at least they look cohesive as movies).
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Running with Scissors

2006

★★½ Watched

It really looks better than it is. It's longer than it needs and a little bit over the top. And the soundtrack feels too much like an 00's indie movie - very dated. The acting is ok (Joseph Fiennes was surprisingly fine enough!), but the plot at a point it just goes in circles and we already know what is going to happen and just eager it to end it already.