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Favorite films

  • My Childhood
  • Freda
  • Anora
  • Conclave

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  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★½

  • The Soviet Garden

    ★★★

  • Friend

    ★★★★

  • George Lucas in Love

    ★★½

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Project Iceman

2022

★★ Watched

An inspirational story about how a group of very lucky bros realize that the majority of an ironman distance is cycling and spend three days in Antarctica pondering if they should have prepared for more than swimming in cold water for an hour.

Wicked

2024

★★½ Watched

Surely entertaining for musical theatre buffs and children, but winning awards makes no sense. Nice set design and a fun Grande are not enough. In the end it's a nearly three hours long first act with terrible Disney music.

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Zorba the Greek

1964

★½ 1

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

The Adventures of Milo and Otis

1986

½ Watched

Animal cruelty, how adorable! Watch a bunch of petrified-looking newborn animals put through the collected nightmares of their lives. Almost impressed that the most cynical movie I've seen so far turns out to be a popular children's movie.

But I guess it's all OK, because Dudley Moore says so. And kittens are after all incredibly cute, no matter the height of the cliff you throw them off... into the ocean... escaping seagulls protecting their eggs.

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