An inspirational story about how a group of very lucky bros realize that the majority of an ironman distance is cycling and spend three days in Antarctica pondering if they should have prepared for more than swimming in cold water for an hour.

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Mikis Theodorakis' great Zorba's Dance is still played 24/7 at every single restaurant in the Greek tourist traps. Biting irony as the movie makes you want to visit Greece as much as Deliverance makes you want to visit the state of Georgia. This is intended as a crowd-pleaser but depicts a vile, murderous, thieving village of the kind you usually don't see outside of horror movies. And when the despicable villagers are done with their murdering and thieving, the main…
Animal cruelty, how adorable! Watch a bunch of petrified-looking newborn animals put through the collected nightmares of their lives. Almost impressed that the most cynical movie I've seen so far turns out to be a popular children's movie.
But I guess it's all OK, because Dudley Moore says so. And kittens are after all incredibly cute, no matter the height of the cliff you throw them off... into the ocean... escaping seagulls protecting their eggs.